Well, we had a good thing. But the truth is, our relationship was never all that healthy. I’m wholesome and roasted in small batches. But you Jelly — you’re artificially flavored. And your high-fructose corn syrup runs a bit too fast for a slow-roasted nut butter like me. It’s best if we both just move on. It’s not me. It’s you. Sincerely, MaraNatha®
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Watch the Whole Sticky Breakup
Their unhealthy relationship lasted a bazillion lunch dates. But now it’s time to move on. The taste of MaraNatha® is just Too Good for Jelly.
Jelly can't get over the velvety, rich taste of MaraNatha®.
Jelly gets soggy over his slow-roasted ex.
Without his better half, Jelly will never be whole(some).
Jelly's voicemail to MaraNatha® is a new low, even for high-fructose corn syrup.
Unlike our small-batch roasted nut butters, no one ever said Jelly was smooth.
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